Top Five

This afternoon, Sam told me that he wants to be an "amblien" when he grows up. "What's that?" I asked. Charlie clarified, "He wants to be a paramedic, and drive an ambulance." "That's a good job," I said. And then he shared his "Top 5" (I have no idea where he picked up the term "Top 5"):

1. Archaeologist

2. Soldier

3. UPS (as in, United Parcel Service) :insert sound of a record screeching to a halt:*

4. Baseball/Hockey/Football Player

5. "Amblien"

*Not that there's anything wrong with UPS, but where does he come up with this stuff??